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Jack: The Stereotypes of Being a Vampire

August 2, 2010

With all the equal rights organizations out there now a days, you’d think that someone would take the time to help out their little friendly bloodsucking neighbors. But no, of course not. They’re all focused on human stereotypes, and not once do they think: “Hey, maybe we should include vampires in our little club. Maybe they have feelings, too.”


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Being the tech squad director at my new boarding school sounded like such a good idea at the time. I just wish someone had told me it was a school for monsters! And trust me, these aren't the dashing Cullens and happy werewolves you'd expect. These are the real deal. So now I'm stuck managing the blogs of my peers: a sarcastic vampire, a cocky werewolf, a socially awkward Yeti, and a perpetually whinny banshee. But I don't need to tell you. Just read there blogs. At least it will be a good laugh. And then afterwords, please, please, please, someone out there: Get me out of here. I wan't OUT! HELP!