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Max: The High Expectations of Yeti-hood

August 3, 2010

My dad is the king of all Yeti’s. Wait, this is the 21st century. So I guess he’s the CEO of all Yeti’s. He runs all the council meetings and wrestling matches, that sort of thing. He thinks his only son is going to grow up to be the meanest, toughest guy since Bigfoot. That’s a lot of pressure to put on a 15-year-old! Especially when I don’t want to live up to his expectations.


Roger: The Natural Charm of a Werewolf

August 3, 2010
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I gotta say it, chicks really dig werewolves. And why wouldn’t they? We’re, like, perfect. I mean, we can be incredibly handsome most of the time, with great hair, and then, on the full moon, we can be strong, and fast, and killer athletes. With even more great hair. How could we be better?

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Being the tech squad director at my new boarding school sounded like such a good idea at the time. I just wish someone had told me it was a school for monsters! And trust me, these aren't the dashing Cullens and happy werewolves you'd expect. These are the real deal. So now I'm stuck managing the blogs of my peers: a sarcastic vampire, a cocky werewolf, a socially awkward Yeti, and a perpetually whinny banshee. But I don't need to tell you. Just read there blogs. At least it will be a good laugh. And then afterwords, please, please, please, someone out there: Get me out of here. I wan't OUT! HELP!